look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss?
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
BUT THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES
ROOn, ROOn, ROOn Weeeeasley
by Renee Nault on Tumblr!
I love these mermaids(can they be considered mermaids or people?)awesomness to this Renee Nault!
Skeletal Jungle Gym in the backyard of the church Heilig-Kreuz Kirche in Munich, Germany.
Art by Peter Riss
Seamstresses are overcome by the need to dance when they hear jamming piano music nearby in Alice Guy’s “Le piano irrésistible” (1907).
Lady in the front on the right: Oh my gosh why do I even have to be here
Lady to her left: Shut up and dance, we’ll get paid an extra penny for this.
Ladies in the back left: BEST WORK SHIFT EVER.
Lady in the back right: Fuck y’all, I’m out of here.
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure