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via governorodious 8 hours ago link 38,451 notes

darkfuse:

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

via thathaolechickfromhawaii 8 hours ago link 628,076 notes

zaataronpita:

the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye

How often do you think Fury uses that excuse though?

  • the last time I did paperwork I lost an eye
  • the last time I wore colors I lost an eye
  • the last time I tried decaffeinated coffee I lost an eye
  • the last time I compromised I lost an eye
  • the last time I took life advice from Barton I lost an eye

I really want one of my friends to use the last excuse now. Of course it wouldn’t be as funny because all of my friends have both their eyes…I guess I need to befriend a person with only one eye.

via thathaolechickfromhawaii 8 hours ago link 11,929 notes

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

via thathaolechickfromhawaii 9 hours ago link 595,795 notes

yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs 

via thathaolechickfromhawaii 9 hours ago link 370,675 notes

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

via thathaolechickfromhawaii 9 hours ago link 171,427 notes

communistbakery:

local teen found dead after friends convince him to jump off a dock. after jumping, the dock collapsed, crushing him. sources say that his death was a result of pier pressure

via thathaolechickfromhawaii 9 hours ago link 19,220 notes

onit-boom:

mads-next-meal:

If you are on medication for any type of mental illness, NEVER stop taking it, no matter how much you think you don’t need it. You have no idea how much that will fuck you up until it’s too late.

This is very appropriate to me today.

via thathaolechickfromhawaii 9 hours ago link 22,254 notes

The perspective of every girlfriend Bucky Barnes has ever had tbh

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via sirjayofnj 9 hours ago link 17,195 notes

divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

via your-apocalypse-was-fab 9 hours ago link 11,917 notes