i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye
How often do you think Fury uses that excuse though?
- the last time I did paperwork I lost an eye
- the last time I wore colors I lost an eye
- the last time I tried decaffeinated coffee I lost an eye
- the last time I compromised I lost an eye
- the last time I took life advice from Barton I lost an eye
I really want one of my friends to use the last excuse now. Of course it wouldn’t be as funny because all of my friends have both their eyes…I guess I need to befriend a person with only one eye.
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
local teen found dead after friends convince him to jump off a dock. after jumping, the dock collapsed, crushing him. sources say that his death was a result of pier pressure
If you are on medication for any type of mental illness, NEVER stop taking it, no matter how much you think you don’t need it. You have no idea how much that will fuck you up until it’s too late.
This is very appropriate to me today.
The perspective of every girlfriend Bucky Barnes has ever had tbh