If negative motivation were a thing that’s how I would say I feel about packing up my apartment. This next month or so is going to suck.
I paid my bill, I should have my full internet back. So how come I still can’t see pictures on tumblr or load youtube videos? What the fuck phone?
Today I’m going to a group info session for a call center job that I really want. I already passed the first two steps, this is the last one. I swore that I failed the online assessment, it was really stressful, but apparently I somehow passed. I’ve never needed a job this badly before. I was about a week and a half away from being homeless when finally a friend offered me a place to stay. I still need to get out of there and into my own apartment asap though. I really don’t know how I haven’t just collapsed from stress the past couple weeks, but I’ve just had this feeling that everything would work out. Anyway, business casual wear is driving me crazy, the only time I don’t have cleavage is in a t-shirt, so hopefully today will be a miracle and my chest will behave.
Tl;dr last part of a job interview, super nervous. Ahhhhhh.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Me: I also think I got hotter.
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
I hate that when I get depressed I always end up thinking about everything that’s ever made me depressed and then I just end up crying and freaking out about shit that happened years ago. Does anyone else do this?
This scene becomes 10 times funnier when it’s happened to you.
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive