If negative motivation were a thing that’s how I would say I feel about packing up my apartment. This next month or so is going to suck.


Dear phone,
I paid my bill, I should have my full internet back. So how come I still can’t see pictures on tumblr or load youtube videos? What the fuck phone?


Today I’m going to a group info session for a call center job that I really want. I already passed the first two steps, this is the last one. I swore that I failed the online assessment, it was really stressful, but apparently I somehow passed. I’ve never needed a job this badly before. I was about a week and a half away from being homeless when finally a friend offered me a place to stay. I still need to get out of there and into my own apartment asap though. I really don’t know how I haven’t just collapsed from stress the past couple weeks, but I’ve just had this feeling that everything would work out. Anyway, business casual wear is driving me crazy, the only time I don’t have cleavage is in a t-shirt, so hopefully today will be a miracle and my chest will behave.


Tl;dr last part of a job interview, super nervous. Ahhhhhh.


caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

via skeleton--song 4 days ago link 378,494 notes

Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Friend: ...
Me: I also think I got hotter.

via fiftyshadesofhalaal 4 days ago link 110,840 notes

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

via khaleesimegan 5 days ago link 14,786 notes

I hate that when I get depressed I always end up thinking about everything that’s ever made me depressed and then I just end up crying and freaking out about shit that happened years ago. Does anyone else do this?

1 week ago link #personal #depression

(Source: katbot)

via your-apocalypse-was-fab 1 week ago link 19,824 notes

This scene becomes 10 times funnier when it’s happened to you.


crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

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